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When your ol' head talking to you about life, listen, he's been through it and experienced it--droppin jewls
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Basicaly a blokes Bollocks, Handed down through the family, thas where it gets its name from
'Dude i just got kicked in the Family Jewls' '*Cringes*Ow that must of hurt'
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Jewls is a fake hoe who will lie straight to your face and will switch up on you in an instant. She doesnt care about anyone but herself and she’s insanely mentally ill.
If you ever meet a jewls, RUN
Person A: look its jewls
Person B: Shes hella weird dont talk to her
The action of lighting up a Jew in a “work camp” bathroom after the warden turns his back and violently inhaling the resulting smoke. Also called “Jewinism Burst”. Jewling is describes as genocitically good!
Warden: “ Guard Hans, what happened to the Jew in bunk 3245?”
Hans: “Earlier today, I saw Guard Friedrich taking him into the camp bathroom carrying some gasoline!”
Warden: “Oh no! Not again!” Diese Jewling Scheiße!!
Jewles is a new measurement of energy created in Germany which results in the amount of energy approximately needed to convert 1 standard Jewish person to ash. Not to be mistaken with Joules or Calories
"Jewles is the energy required to successfully convert a Jew into a pile of ash given that his pockets have been emptied from excess change before introduced to the....'shower'.."- Unkown Nazi Scientist, Treblinka, 1943
Hans: "Claus, would you kindly tell me how many 'jewles' where used in ze 'final solution'? " *wink wink*
Claus: "Wasn't it around 6 Megajewles?"
Hans: "Ja! but ze correct answer was 'Not Enough' !!"
Claus: "Ach Du Lieber Gott, Hans, I regret not leaving you for dead in Stalingrad..."