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A place were they keep your change and give you a sandwich with two pieces of meat and whole lot of bread. Better off getting a sandwich at Harris Teeter. Jimmy johns janked me with a shitty sandwich.
jimmy johns is jank and the ganker behind the register kept my change. Stay away from the jimmy johns jankers in RTP, NC.
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a food place where you get the good shit
JAMIE!!!! GO GET JIMMY JOHNS FOR DINNER NOT CHIPOTLE I ALREADY ORDERED IT YOU JUST HAVE TO PICK IT UP!!! Jamie: ok mum i just wanted TO GET FUCKING CHIPOTLE JESUS CHRIST!!!
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Can you be freakishly fast????
Step 1: Order Jimmy Johns Sandwich (add a cookie)
Step 2: Find a porn you want to watch (box of tissues)
Step 3: Begin to masturbate (it is a race)
THE GOAL IS... Can you finish before the Jimmy Johns Sandwich is delivered??
Yo bro... Last night I tried the Jimmy Johns Challenge... I was about to finish and then the son of a bitch delivery driver was knocking on the door. I did't know whether to bust a nut or grab the sandwich.
Cum to find out. I answered the door with a raging hard on(the size of Webster) I paid for the sandwich and then went back to jerking it.
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a attractive bitch who will cunt fuck you any day.
hey you jimmy john joe
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When She jerks you off with mayonnaise, and after you cum she slaps it on a turkey sandwich and goes to town eating it
She gave him a Jimmy Jizzy John and wasn’t hungry after
When you order Jimmy John's and try to masturbate before they deliver your sandwich to the door.
I lost the Jimmy John's challenge again yesterday. Twice in a row I answered the door with a boner.
What your genitals smell like after not taking a shower for 3 days
My dick smells like that day old Jimmy John's bread