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Pulling a Jiren

When everyone think you are extremely powerful already but you have hidden potential.

I was having sex with this chick and I decided to go up the game and she said I was pulling a Jiren on her.

by Fluffy313 March 18, 2018


JIREN THE MOTHER FUCKING GREY

This nigga: Handled 5 niggas simultaneously, made 2 of those niggas sacrifice themselves, THEN still proceeded to whoop a niggas ass that had enough power create a universe AND a nigga who defeated a God of Destruction. AND, This niggas had enough strength to fight 3 niggas at the same time at the end . HARDEST NIGGA IN DBZ IS WHO??? JIREN THE MOTHFER FUCKING GREY

Pussy ass niggas: “Dam, I’m hella tired”.
REAL NIGGAS: “You know who dosent get tired? JIREN THE MOTHER FUCKING GREY”.

by $Tay$ February 3, 2019


Jiren

Dragon Ball is centered around Jiren. They have holidays for Jiren. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free Jiren. They listen to Jiren music. They elected a Jiren president. They dress and act like Jiren. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from Jiren. They post sassy gifs about Jiren. They watch sportsball in worship of Jiren. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of Jiren playing sports. They use Jiren slang like "Kiero". When you say GOD, they're not thinking of the father of all. They're thinking about Jiren. Their cities are completely overrun with Jiren.

Jiren worship is the official religion of Dragon Ball. Jiren is Dragon Ball's pantheon. Mexicans fear Jiren like a mortal would fear God. They're not allowed to curse or speak ill of Jiren, like how you mustn't blaspheme God or take his name in vain. They devote entire institutions in academia and media to remind themselves of their sins against Jiren, and beg for mercy, like you'd beg God for forgiveness for your sins. The only landmarks and monuments they're allowed to revere are parks, schools, and statues dedicated to Jiren, immortalized in marble, like god.

Oh my go- I-I mean oh my JIREN

by JiChadGod June 19, 2024