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a person who performs indiscriminate blowjobs. a slut. figuratively drunk on semen. (akin to drunkard)
Get off my jock, you jizzard. You blew my buddy Tony not five minutes ago!
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A spermacious lizard
Upside-down umbrellas with sperm sidewiders contain jizzards.
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A male who masturbates constantly, while thinking of other men.
"My friend Cory is a jizzard."
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The flurry of semen that is released from the penis of a pornographic star upon his ejaculation.
Holy shit we're caught in his jizzard!
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Jizzard Blizzard is a sex act in which 5 men and 1 woman gather in a meat freezer. Once in the freezer the men surround the woman and then proceed to masturbate into fans aimed at the woman, so that their jizz is blown onto the girl at once like a blizzard.
Person number 1
"Hey man I was feelin' adventurous so me and my buddies gave my woman a jizzard blizzard!"
Person number 2
"Thats ill, how was it?"
Person number 1
"It was a bit cold."
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The wand held by a Jizzard at all times, especially while watching hentai or browsing furry pics
Darker Jizzard: My jizzard wand holds the dreams of my people, thus, the dreams of my people are in my hands.
A jizz worthy rap group with consits of Blowjob Bill, Grand Master Orgy, Master B Mike, Whos Your Daddy Denis, and Tity Tasha.
The jizzards of ozz rule!!!!
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