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Idioms that deals with jizzing. Preferably when not intended to do so... like in the pants, or while walking in the park. See example.
Hey Steve, your pants "came" out wet.. get it? Get it? Hardy har har and a big fat cigar?
Yeah Bob, I get it... nice jizzums... U turdburgler.
Ey yo dude! I just jizzumed all over your mom's fzzace!
Uh, I don't think you understand what a jizzum is bro.
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the WHITE sticky stuff that comes out of the TALLYWHACKER.
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A person is so hott, the only word you can use to describe them is the result of what happens when you think about shagging them.
Kemi: OMG that guy was just Jizzum! daym!
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A "jizzum" is a word for a joke about wanking or some other activity involving Jizz
Make sure you jerk off in the shower so some dog eating minimum wage slitty eyed bastard has to pluck your Jizz from the plughole, hey that was a great "Jizzum"!
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another name for sperm, semon!
When little Johnny was "discovering his body" a little bit of Jizzum juiced in his shorts! Congrats to JohnnY!
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A "jizzum" is a word for a joke about wanking or some other activity involving Jizz
Make sure you jerk off in the shower so some dog eating minimum wage slitty eyed bastard has to pluck your Jizz from the plughole, hey that was a great "Jizzum"!
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{VERB} The act of foreplay, including all the F's H's J's and B's. (If you do not understand these letters, you obviously have not experienced the jizzums)
Can be used in past, present and future tense: ex- jizzuming, juzzumed, juzzum
"I can't wait till later. Im gonna get jizzums all night long!"
"OMG i walked in on Danielle and Mike jizzuming last night!"
"you mean to tell me you live together and share a bed and have never performed jizzums!?"
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