(adj.) Used to describe something so orgasmic that it causes jizzing of the pants.
Guy #1: Oh my God, that Enriques Iglesias is so jizzy.
Guy #2: What? No way, Ricky Martin is way jizzier than that queer is!
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โadjective
Stirred emotionally, very excited .
When Nate watched the unveiling of Apple's latest laptop computer, he became quite jizzy about the prospect of owning one.
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(adj.) Used to describe something so incredibly awesome, that it makes you jizz everywhere just thinking about it.
"The new Zelda for GameCube looks so fucking jizzy!" - ShadowXOR
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A man or woman who tells you too much about themselves on your first meeting such that it feels like they are ejaculating information all over you.
"Man that guy Rob wouldn't stop talking about himself last night at the party. He was really jizzy"
Friend 1: "How was your date last night?"
Friend 2: "Well he was trying to put the moves on me by telling EVERYTHING about himself. It was really jizzy"
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An adjective used to describe horny pornstar wannabees who think they can squirt all over your meal before making you eat the crap.
Man, that girl Jessy is so fucking jizzy!
Hope she wants to cock me a meal in the near future.
Yeah, let it be an alma meal.
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Another slang term for a joint
Yo, lets go smoke a jizzy on the rizzy.
Lets go smoke a joint on the roof
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A couple that is all over each other in large group situations creating an awkward vibe for everyone else present, reminiscent of a public jiz.
Everyone flinched at the idea of inviting the jizzy of the group to the party.
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