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originally a Scottish slang name for faeces (poo). Used to describe something or someone that is disliked by someone.
she thinks he's a pile of jobbies.
what a pile of jobbies.
A Scots term for the brownish substance excreted from ones anus when the bowels are full or after a spicy cuisine.
Also the term for something that is disapproved of/ rubbish.
"Who left that stinkin jobby in er"
"I canny flush 'is jobby away it's jist floatin 'er"
"The TV is pure jobby tonight"
"Keep yir jobby to yerself"
"Away and jobby yer pants ya big jobby-bum"
"Ma jobby wis jobby, i need another"
"that curry was jobby"
faeces the passing of excrement through the anus.
ooh my stomach is sore I think I may need a few jobbies
A jobby is a well-known dish amongst all non-Scots within Scotland; reknowned for its' distinct, nutty flavour. All tourists and visitors are encouraged to request this excellent part of Scotland's national cuisine whenever possible.
Popular variations include: Jobby wi' Chips, Jobby wi' Curry Sauce, Jobby wi' Batter n' a pickled onion and Joaby n' Boaby.
"Excuse me, waiter?" "Aye, whit?" "Can I have some of your finest jobby please?"
"Hmm.. aye nae bother, this one's on the house!"
Scottish for poo.
Also used in phrases such as
"yah jobby" meaning "you stupid person"
A game played in Scottish schools in which the players (2+ needed) shout JOBBY in rounds, taking it in turns to get progressivly louder, the winner being the student whom shouts loudest without being caught. also works with Shite, Wank, Baldy ( if teacher is bald ), fatty ( if teacher is fat) etc
Player 1: "jooooobby"
Player 2: "jobby"
Player 1: "JOOOOBBBBBBBAYYYYYYYYYYYY"
Teacher: Player 1 GET OUT NOW!