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Jock

British slang for a Scottish person.

"Did you understand what that jock was saying?"

by Commissar_Harambe June 18, 2019

41๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


jock

A complete muscle head who thinks having a life riddled with friends and women who's only good feature is the body will actually get them somewhere. One who goes out of his wasy to look for flaws in people. Is always trying to look cool by wearing the latest style.

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by Bill June 19, 2004

273๐Ÿ‘ 71๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jock

A person, who, contributes little or nothing to society.

A person who usually picks on the nerd or someone smaller than him See: Coward

Usually plays football or some other sport that honestly will not help them in the long run.

____________Note Below_______________

JOCKS ARE NOT MEANT TO BE CONFUSED WITH REAL ATHLETES.

Real athletes strive as hard as they can to reach a certain goal they strive at IE: Swimming, Running, playing Basketball, Boxing.

Many MANY Jocks cannot do these sports right, and will not anytime in the future.

Jocks waste their time on such trivial things to find out that it wont matter in the future.

Their lack of IQ and talent is replaced by good social skills, that wont matter in the long run either.

Jocks own ricers and (Despite popular belief,) spend most of their time on the internet.

The jock is the epitome of wastefulness - An unknown Roman soldier before the fall of rome.

by Not Zane July 21, 2004

3579๐Ÿ‘ 1120๐Ÿ‘Ž


jock

Stupid idiot selfish wealthy athlete who gets all respect and all girls in high school, who usually gets bad grades and gets nowhere in life. These people pick on the 'nerds' and smart people bcuz they think they're too 'cool' to study or do any work, so they pick on the minority student who isn't so popular. All the girls pay attention to him and ignore the hardworking, achieving students who work hard. Also, the only thing in these guys's brains are their sport, no one elses and nothing else.

everyone in my school. jocks.

by gplpark92 July 25, 2006

247๐Ÿ‘ 72๐Ÿ‘Ž


jock

Dumbass athletes who get all the chicks in high school. They end up bagging our groceries, cleaning public toilets and flipping burgers at McDonald's after high school. They usually like group showers with other jocks after doing their dumbass sports.

I hate jocks.

by PhQ April 20, 2004

4249๐Ÿ‘ 1474๐Ÿ‘Ž


jock

A term used by English people to generally describe Scottish people in a derogatory fashion (was once a common male nickname within Scotland). It is now considered to verge on racism when used by a non-Scot. The Scottish equivalent for the Irish "Paddy" or "Bog-trotter".

"Those bloody Jocks are at it again with their whinging over the Barnett Formula and North Sea oil revenues."

by Phil McCracken December 3, 2004

138๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


jock

The kid in high school who's parents paid everything for. Generally having poor grades, driving a nice car as if he earned it, hitting on all the slutty girls and getting attention because of his sell-out style and flashy white teeth.

There goes that shit-faced jock in his red sports car again. Probably just got back from another AIDS-infested party.

by Morbidia May 29, 2005

2144๐Ÿ‘ 756๐Ÿ‘Ž