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A mixture of ground meat and usually a tomato sauce with diced onions and peppers and then served on a sandwich bun.Commonly Ketchup is used with the meat.Name is derived from the fact its a very "sloppy" sandwich to eat.
We had Sloppy Joes and salad for lunch today.
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An act in which your ass is applied to the victims face and you shit diarrhea. (similar to a teabag but much worse)
He gave me The Sloppy Joe and every thing smelt like shit for two weeks.
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When a man ejaculates on his own hand and then slaps a chic on the face
Did u hear about Donna? Her and John went to the mop closet so she could swallow his load and he pulled out and nutted in his hand then slapped Donna. She had to walk out of mop closet with his nut on her face and in her hair.. All the office personnel now knows she's John's bitch.. He gave her the ol sloppy joe
When your crippling orgasm has a little feces added to the mix.
I had a sloppy Joe last night.
An urban legend.... One day this lady named Mary found out that her husband, Joe, was cheating on her! They owned a resturant together and she decided to close shop for the day. She invited his parents over for dinner for the following day and she then proceeded to murder her husband and turned him into what we know as "sloppy joes". After his parents had arrived and was served the Sloppy Joes, they ate up and asked where their son was. Mary then replied "You're eating him." and that is how the cookie crumbles, or how joe is chopped.......
let me tell you a story of Sloppy Joes
you better not cheat on me or I'll turn you into sloppy joes
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When you have sexual relations with a person after Joe has had sexual relations with them.
Joe Fucked Lauri, and then Kirk had sex with her.
Kirk got a Sloppy Joe
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When a guy takes a shit on his girl's face. While she's trying to wipe it all off, the man punches her in the face so that blood comes gushing out of her nostrils and mixes with the brown feces on her face. As she's screaming in agony, the guy brings two hoes in, and they go ahead and get their ass cheeks pressed against both sides of the girl's head, giving her the "buns". If that wasn't "sloppy" enough, the hoes will proceed to take massive shits in her ears. If she, for some reason, doesn't want to go through it again, find another girl. If this can't be done, use one of the hoes.
"Dude, I gave his mom the biggest sloppy joe last night!" Dude #1 exclaimed.
"How did her face look?" -Dude #2
"Well, it looked better than it normally does."
- Dude #1
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