Purple Joffrey

Masturbating furiously with a tighly clinched fist, causing discoloration of the head of the penis.

"I gave myself a Purple Joffrey looking at that picture of Rhianna in heat posing with her ass in the air, sans panties."

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Joffrey Lupul

synonym for the sexiest man on the face of this planet. known for his amazing sexiness and his ability to play hockey. great asset to the carter, hartnell line.

Gina: Did you see Joffrey Lupul? He was amazing in last night's game.
Kim: Yeah he's really good. And completely hotttt.

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joffrey baratheon

The most hated king from Game of Thrones. Powerful and Strong (yet whines like a little girl)

Guy: Hey do you know Joffrey Baratheon from GOT

Girl: oh yea i know him. Hes the king right

Guy: um yea

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Joffrey Baratheon

A serial killer king from Game of Thrones that has done lots of horrible shit throughout the first four seasons. Fortunately, he died in season 4 episode 2 due to poisoning.

My mother: Joffrey Baratheon is a serial killer. I hate that guy.

Me: I’m glad he died in season four episode 2.