A petty bitch who takes everything WAY too serious
John:my girlfriend is being a bitch.
Mike: what is she doing?
John:she's being petty about who her bestfriend dates.
Mike:ah, she's being a johana.
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Johana is the biggest hoe, she always has a new boyfriend. She's too confident so she always gets the guy she wants, only to use them. Always plays guys.
You see that girl over there, yeah thats johana !
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An ugly ass bitch who acts like a hoe and texts every man even if she does not know him.
Johana is the synonym of Lizbeth
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a tall girl who's funny, fun, sporty, and outgoing has a big ass and big boobs is very popular and very nice and is so so so fun to hang with
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A dirty Johana is when a male sticks their whole arm up the female vagina and ruptures her organs.
George gave Samantha a Dirty Johana at last nightโs party
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Johana, commonly referred to as โjodaddyโ is a genuinely easy to get along with person, even though she doesnโt have a huge cock she makes up for it with her immense beauty and good music taste. She is the main character, but has a secret affair with her โbrotherโ formerly knows as โyakultโ, even though they try their best to keep their relationship low key love does surpass through barriers and itโs at the point where itโs too obvious. You need and want a johana in your life because itโs a big flex and would be a vibe.
โOh my gosh did you see Johana? All the boys were on their knees calling her daddy last nightโ