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A man or boy who tries to wheel the girl you are currently wheeling
Guy 1: (wheeling girl)
Guy 2: (to same girl) Hey! Haven't seen you in ages! Can I buy you a drink?
Guy 1: (to guy 2) hey John Deere quit mowin my fuckin lawn
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A nickname given to a country boy named John.
Cum ova her john deere
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name for a person who cuts other guys grass, someone who likes to make a move on another guys girl and feels no guilt for his actions
that piece of shit John Deere can eat my shit
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getting dumped/ breaking up with girl friend
1.(verb) Hey how are you and "x" girl?
O she john deered me!
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Verb- Past tense of John-Deer. When a customer of a sex worker (a “John”) after obtaining & paying for services, runs the sex worker down with his car and takes the money back. The sex worker appearing like “a deer in headlights”.
I’m going to John-Deer the next whore that charges me more than $20 for anal.
Past tense- I John-Deered that whore when I realized she left a bloody slug trail on my seat.
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When you pick up a girl during sex, spread her legs, grab her shoulders and carry her around making combine noises. Being a John Deere combine.
I harvested the corn last night doing the reverse John Deere with Sara