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Having intercourse with twins, and upon ejaculating saying " Have mercy"
I'm pretty sure back in 1992 John stamos banged the olson twins and when he came on there faces he said "have mercy"
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While taking a large shit you leave a skid mark of turd on your ball sack.
"Oh man the other day I took a shit so big I gave myself a John Stamos."
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when a male buts a nut in a womens hair and slicks it back like john stamos.
Wow, i gave brittany a very stylish john stamos.
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The talk of the internet, used in place of john cena
And his name is john STAMOS!
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a synonym for the the word fuck, but only in situations where fuck is an exclamation.
it may be used as an adjective, but not as a word ending in -ing.
"ahhh damnit god john stamos i just got my mom pregnant"
"really man, that's sick."
"yeah i know john stamos made me do it"
"oh john stamos john stamos john stamos i think i got my mom pregnant too this is crazy."
"ahhhh john stamos dude! oh no just wait, it's cool, our moms are hot"
"yes it is fine then"
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The relative coolness of a person or object is defined by a value inversely proportional to the square of the distance of said object or person from John Stamos.
Bob Saget is only cool because of the John Stamos Proximity Effect after he was on Full House
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