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a soft pretzel, or penis
one jizzy johnny t, please!!
one jizzy john thomas
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John is an annoying little cunt when u start to talk to him but once u get to know him he’s the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet. He has a BIG dick and blonde and will most likely fuck you over but it’s ok because he’s hot.
John Thomas Ranes looks like a rat
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A private prep school on a beautiful campus in Bel Air. Excellent academics,sports,visual arts ect. If ever you hear something bad about it from somebody who doesn't go there know this: over 200 kids try to get in each year to a school that only has up to 50 kids in each grade; most likely your source is a little sore about being rejected. the building is modeled after a white/brick stable
for grades k-6
john thomas dye school students are very smart, beautiful,AND pleasent to be around
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a wide spread disease across the united states, symptoms include: dry mouth, erections, diarrhea, and a larger appetite. The disease is very contagious, and harmful.
i heard max has the John Thomas Cock Addiction, I feel terrible for him.
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Its max, thats all just some guy from some town.
Hey "Max John Harding Thomas" How are you?
a very sexy man, who is loving and caring. the most funniest guy you will ever meet and the most hard working. hes one to settle down and start a family with.
i am in love with john thomas cornwell
Having sex with a woman during her period.
Ugh ... My girlfriend just got her period, so it looks like I gotta introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo tonight!