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A dirty scummy mountain man, with cro magnum features who happens to play center field for the Boston Red Sox. Rumor has it that he is known to shower on a Bi-monthly basis.
"Hey Johnny, it's been a couple of months, how about taking a shower!"
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Once was an honorable center fielder from the Boston Red Sox, but after the 2005 baseball season he became a free agent and decided to sacrifice his reputation for more money playing for the soul-less New York Yankees
Johnny Damon is Jeters newest bitch
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The CF for the BoSox in 2004. He is a great fielder and a great leadoff hitter. He has speed and can steal bases. He looks like jesus.
Wow, Johnny Damon made a sick play.
Johnny Damon just hit a tripple.
Johnny Damon just scored from first on a bloop single.
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An overrated, mediocre Center Fielder who plays for a team so evil its name dare not be mentioned here.
Four .300 seasons since 1995 do not make Johnny Damon anything special.
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cool things about him:
1. haggard ass madman.
2. looks like jesus.
3. is a pretty good baseball player.
uncool things about him:
1. complete over-exposure of this dude.
2. in love with himself due to overexposure.
i'd like johnny damon as a person more if he wasn't so fucking hyped all the time, unnecessarily
he plays good ball though
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