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penis; or it can be someones last name (for example Gen. Johnson)
My johnson is large.
"Hello Ms.Johnson," said Bub.
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a man with a well endowed sexual organ
its long and distinguished... like my johnson (as in 'top-gun')
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A "Johnson" is a term used to describe someone who can be trusted. The term originated in the 19th century among bums and thieves. Those who could be trusted were part of the Johnson Family.
The guy at the corner store doesn't card me when I buy booze. He's a Johnson.
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you either have one or you are one
I heard Mr. Johnson has a big johnson.
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n.
On of the two basic types of people in the world. Johnsons are decent people that generally mind their own business but are always ready to offer help to anyone who needs it without judgment or reservation.
An expression first used by Jack Black in the memoir “You Can’t Win” and later referenced in the novels of William S. Burroughs. See also: Johnsons and Shits and Johnsons.
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An amazing guy that is sweet, funny,caring. Usually very attractive, tall and has a certain innocence about him, although he might admit to none of those things. He is completely calm, cool, and composed. No one can ever be mad at him, and if they are, they get over it. Someone who you would want to be in your life forever. Very huggable and kissable. Good with kids, and is very respectful. Just wonderful in every possible way. It's hard to not love a Johnson, he is totally and completely loyal, well educated, smart, funny, sexy, talented, good at everything. You have a friend for life with a Johnson. A Johnson is picky about who he opens up to though.
Johnson is the sweetest guy I've ever met.
Girl, I think I'm in love with Johnson.
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The Johnson is when a man wakes up in the middle of the night, usually trying to get some booty, (not always, see examples below) and is rejected. When this happens, he proceeds to masturbate on his girl, in anger. There's three different known types of The Johnson.
1. The Johnson- Male masterbates on female then in good manor, cleans it up.
2. The Clean Johnson- Male masterbates on female in shower, water from the shower cleans her off.
3. The Dirty Johnson- Male is so pissed off because he is rejected that he masterbates on the female and leaves it there, for a nice surprise when she wakes up.
Erin got The Johnson on her birthday, she dosen't need a receipt for that!
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