Random
Source Code
Random
The act of two males having sex with one female. realted word: finger-cuff
We have Jill the Johnson&Johnson last night.
5👍 7👎
penis; or it can be someones last name (for example Gen. Johnson)
My johnson is large.
"Hello Ms.Johnson," said Bub.
1370👍 716👎
a man with a well endowed sexual organ
its long and distinguished... like my johnson (as in 'top-gun')
1372👍 879👎
A "Johnson" is a term used to describe someone who can be trusted. The term originated in the 19th century among bums and thieves. Those who could be trusted were part of the Johnson Family.
The guy at the corner store doesn't card me when I buy booze. He's a Johnson.
510👍 350👎
you either have one or you are one
I heard Mr. Johnson has a big johnson.
835👍 583👎
n.
On of the two basic types of people in the world. Johnsons are decent people that generally mind their own business but are always ready to offer help to anyone who needs it without judgment or reservation.
An expression first used by Jack Black in the memoir “You Can’t Win” and later referenced in the novels of William S. Burroughs. See also: Johnsons and Shits and Johnsons.
120👍 77👎
An amazing guy that is sweet, funny,caring. Usually very attractive, tall and has a certain innocence about him, although he might admit to none of those things. He is completely calm, cool, and composed. No one can ever be mad at him, and if they are, they get over it. Someone who you would want to be in your life forever. Very huggable and kissable. Good with kids, and is very respectful. Just wonderful in every possible way. It's hard to not love a Johnson, he is totally and completely loyal, well educated, smart, funny, sexy, talented, good at everything. You have a friend for life with a Johnson. A Johnson is picky about who he opens up to though.
Johnson is the sweetest guy I've ever met.
Girl, I think I'm in love with Johnson.
19👍 8👎