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A slang word for being hard or a dick
"im like a jolly rancher
'cause i stay so hard"
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(n.) A hard, sweet, confectionary that is prepared in multiple flavors including cherry, blue raspberry, and watermelon. An American favorite, the flavor is said to be quite delicious it can mask the flavor of most secretions during vaginal oral stimulation although it can be lodged into the pussy during the eating out process and can cause future problems.
Male: Hey sorry I was sucking on a jolly rancher while I was in there and I think it got stuck.
Female: Fuck it, do whatever you have to do.
Make: Ok. Going back in.
Female: Ouch!
Male: WHAT THE FUCK!?! *retch*
Female: What are you fuckin' screaming at?! And why the fuck am I bleeding?!
Male: *retch* I found the jolly rancher and I bit into it and it squirted! *retch*
Female: Shit! I knew I couldn't trust the guy at the rave last week who said he'd no warts.
a man who works on the farm or ranch, and walks around having sexual relations with the animals. extremely common in arkansas and west virginia.
i heard theres been a jolly rancher sneaking onto old man jenkins ranch. his prize rooster couldnt sit down, and lost all his feathers.
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brokeback mountain was the worst. it was full of nothing but jolly ranchers.
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Another word for 'Eye Candy' for an average Joe type of guy
Did you see Jolly Rancher walk by the other day? He's looked so hot in those jeans!
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A homosexual farmer.
Notice how that Tim Pickerin is always tending to his sheep and not his crop? Hell, he sure is a jolly rancher!
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