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Jonas Brothers Fan

They always say that people are just jealous of them. Actually, I find it quite pathetic that they must slander others to defend a musical group. They have insufficeint vocabulary and intelligence to express an opinion without insulting others.


NOW YOU KNOW THAT A JONAS BROTHERS FAN IS A SPAWN OF SATAN. HOORAH.

Real Jonas Brothers Fans' Comments:
(Sorry about length, but I wanted to get the point in. These are 100% REAL.)

you suck the jonas brothers ROCKKKKKK!! and if you dont think so then you are a jelous hater who should get a life! The jonas brothers havent done anything to be hated. so get a life.

Me:
You're not serious, right????
XD

Response:
all the JB haters are FAGGOTSSSSSSSS. And they REALLY need to get a life

Me:
Ouch, that burns.

PS- You kindasortasomewhat just raped the S key right there. What did it ever do to you?

xXx

Nightflare514-
Retard, I've never shown my clothes in any of my videos. Just the shoulders of my shirt.

JonasBrothersfanOMG-
hello? look at the picture of you in profile icon. um...ew!

Nightflare514-
It's a UGA (In case you didn't know this, UGA stands for University Of Georgia..Yeahhh. Can you pronounce that for me?) shirt. It's better than a Jonas Brothers Tee.

JonasBrothersfanOMG-
um...no it isn't! jonas brothers shirts are amazing. i have tons of them. where are your clothes from? the dump? sure looks like it.

by uberdork July 12, 2008

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Jonas Brothers Fan

Please refer to the definition of moron.

J Bros. Fan: I am a total Jonas Brothers fan!!! I luv them more than life itself!!!

Guy who listens to real music: Then you are a moron.

by JuneBug7 April 30, 2011

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[jonas brothers fan]

Usually falling within the age range of 10-18, jonas brothers fans are typically brainwashed, psychotic, have bad grammer, and probably can't comprehend most of the words on this definition.
Many accounts with Jonas Brothers have resulted in them screaming at me, cursing at me, threatening me, or getting so pissed they can't even function when a shitty Jonas Brothers song gets turned off the radio.
Often times suffer from delusions, like thinking they will marry one of the said brothers, when in fact, they will most likely never meet the no talent "band."

this is a re-enactment

me: (terrible no talent jonas brother song comes on the radio) Ahh turn that shit off!!

brainwashed fan: I HAVE BEEN WAITING TO HEAR THAT ALL DAY!!! THOSE ARE MY HUSBANDS!!

me: um no. not subjecting myself to that kind of torture. oh and by, not that you'll ever meet them anyway, but polygamy is illegal, they can't all be your husbands. plus, they're into boys.

psycho: NO THEY ARE NOT INTO BOYS. THEY ARE HOT AND THE GREATEST THING EVER. I'M GOING TO MARRY THEM! What's polly-gammy?

i answer question and victory is mine when nutty jonas brothers fan doesn't speak to me the rest of the night.

by badass23 October 24, 2008

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Jonas Brothers Fan

A screeming teenager who obvioudly has not hit puberty or is just getting their pubes.

Look at the Jonas Brothers Fan, what a stupid nazi.

by arealman August 28, 2008

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Jonas Brother fan

People that get pissed when someone says "Jonas Brothers suck." They cannot type a proper sentence to save their lives, and they want to marry Nick Jonas. (Why they want to, who knows?) Its fun to piss them off.

me: The Jonas Brothers SUCK!
Jonas Brother fan: UR JuZ JEAULS Cuz THAY cAN GIT GURLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!.
me: WTF?
Jonas Brother fan:OMJ I WANT @ MARY NIK JONASSSSS!
me: *facepalm*

by MasterofPuppets165 March 18, 2010

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Jonas Brothers Fan

Mostly interpreted as pre-teen girls who obsess over Nicholas, Joseph and Kevin all day. While half of the fan base are made up of little girls. There are still fans out there who actually like them for their music and not just their "OMJjjgjjjj AHmaZZINNGGG LOOKSSSSSSS!" yeah, I did rape the S key. Most of us ARE older then twelve and can even drive! It gets really annoying when people sterotype us as annoying,immature, little girls who can't spell. When obviously, I know how to spell. I'm not immature and I don't scream during their performances. Thanks though? If you hate the Jonas Brothers, good for you. But I like them and nobody is going to change my mind. The younger fans get so annoying when they are like OMJJJJJJ stop MAKINGG FUNN!! Yeah. I dislike most of the fanbase. But I love them as musicians and people so it doesn't really matter. Just stop stereotyping. Please.

Jonas Brothers Fan 1:OMJJJJ NICK IS SOOSOSOSOSOSO HAWT!
Jonas Brothers Fan 2:Ew. Really?
nonfan:I hate fan1.

pahhahahaha. That was lame.

by Raychel. May 14, 2009

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Jonas Brothers Fans

A large group of highly dedicated girls.
Some are, in fact, lunatics.
Others (such as myself) are not.

We enjoy their music, their looks are an unexpected added plus.

If you're looking for faggots to make fun of, please see the band Honor Society. They are a horridly bad joke.

Jonas Brothers Fans (lunatic): I love the Jonas bRothers! GYAAAHH . Imma marry Joeeee.
Jonas Brothers Fans (rational): *sings a Jonas tune innocently*

by Fly With Me I'm Much Better August 17, 2009

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