Jonkers and gooyoids

A very stupid way of saying ladies and gentlemen

What’s up jonkers and gooyoids, how we doin how we feelin

Wonker Jonker

Phrase meaning fucked up or janky object, place or being. Also used as wonky jonky, wonky jonk, or wonker jonkers. Originating in Columbus, Ohio

The soap dispenser is all wonker jonkers.

Margo Jonker Stadium

Margo Jonker Stadium.

Friend 1: Hey man let’s go to Margo Jonker Stadium!
Friend 2: Margo Jonker Stadium.

Jonker

A word referring to someone who is big or fat originating from stan twitter.

Person 1: Nicki Minaj gained so much weight…
Person 2: Yeah, she’s a jonker!

Jonker

An individual who indulges in jonkilating their schmeat with face paint on.

"You have the features of a Jonker, you backdoor porpoise!"