The Jonnys

The Jonny's is when you take a huge hit of weed, but then start throwing up and shaking, and coughing hard. Last about 2 minutes.

Alex: hey tony u just took a one hit wonder (Gravity bong)
Tony: yeah I think I'm gonna get The Jonnys
(Bhle)
Jonny:he he threw up (bhllllleeeee)

Jonny

Jonny is the master of any sport and has iron balls with a dick of a gorilla.

He can run faster than anyone.
Eats 24/7 but is fit as hell.
Also the person who will do anything you tell him to do like ding ding ditching the mayor or pantsing a teacher
A Jonny would never simp or disrespect the bro code.
Somehow gets straight A’s on his grade but does the mist random shit you will ever see
A Jonny is a leader of a friend group with popular people

Everyone knows him.

Jaiden: Do you know Jonny

Mason: You mean the hella fast runner with an iron cock

Jaiden: Ya that one

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Jonny

Probably the best person ever, a total goof but so sweet and caring. Very attractive and adorable. Has the best lashes and brows EVER, like what the hell how is that possible. Also a fucking beast at running, also unknown on how the hell its possible. Just a pretty great dude.

Yo, who dat fast boi
Dude that jonny

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Jonny

The most amazing Person ever! You can Tell him everything and trust him with! He's funny and extremly nice! Hes going to be a good friend for a long time! If not a bestfriend! He might appear quiet at first but once you have met him a few times he's crazy!

Dan: who's that crazy kid?!
Jack: it's Jonny!

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Jonny

Generally has a bigger cock then a justin

wow, he is more hung then justin, he is JONNY!!!

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Jonnie

A very beautiful guy with the perfect smile. Someone who has an amazing personality. He is funny, nice, and understanding. He will always be there for you. He can make you laugh and smile when your sad.. He gives you butterflies when you see and talk to him. He makes you wanna wake up every morning. He is the perfect guy. There is nothing to change about him.. He is so easy to love.

I love you, Boo Bear. <3

Example:

Girl: man, I wish my boyfriend was like jonnie.

Me: well doesn't that suck.

:D

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Jonny

A bloody amazing human being who is the biggest ladies man you will ever meet! Chicks line up at his door hoping to get a look at his washboard abs. He is a player but not only with the women, Jonny is also an incredibly talented sportsman especially when it comes to Basketball. Guys want to be him, and women want to date him. Jonny also has lots of Swag.

DAYUUUM! That guy is a Jonny!!

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