All-Rite Jooce

Any generic form of Kool-Aid. Not quite the real thing, but it's "all-rite". Complete with a mascot, "Jungle Jooce", he busts through walls just like the Kool-Aid man, but instead of declaring, "OH YEAH!", he says, "THAT"LL DO!".....oh yah, and he's a milk carton, not a pitcher...

"Mom, when are we getting off of welfare so we can afford Kool-Aid instead of this crappy All-Rite Jooce?"

Jooce Babe

Jooce | Babe

noun
A woman who knows what it feels like to be in control of her own body.

Amazing, brave and unapologetically herself.

"She looks so calm and happy now, what happened?" "She became a Jooce Babe!" "A What?" " A Jooce Babe! Her hormones were completely out of whack, and there was a Jooce for that!"

Beatle jooce

A type of juice a beetle makes when it smells tuna fish coochie. (Also known as the vagina).

That beetle just made beatle jooce I want it smelled that delicious tuna fish coochie.