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A sweaty scrotum resulting from a hard day's work.
In particular, the odour produced by said scrotum.
"I scratched my sack, now my hand smells like joot"
"You're a dirty joot"
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Joot's original meaning was a qualifying term for bodily fluid.
Then it became Joota, used to describe a Good looking woman.
Now Joot can be used to describe anything.
That woman is one find piece of Joot
Oh dear Ive got some Joot on my shoe
That guy plays some good Joot.
Look at that Joota across the road.....Twoot twoot
Aw that car is Jooted
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Acronym originating from Selly Oak, Birmingham. Used in conversation for 'just one of those'. Can be used in any kind of situation, since everything can be described as 'just one of those'.
Friend: Ah man my girlfriend just broke up with me.
You: Thats a solid joot if you ask me.
Generic word for untasteful orifice references
How much joot could popboi joot if popboi could joot joot.
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to shoot a load, ejaculate, skeet, cum
I want to joot all over your face.
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A person with roller coaster like emotions, usually beginning with intense anger bursts followed by extreme joy as if someone flipped a switch. Excessive talking of the douche dialect. Commonly known to be of spanish origin.
A person who doesn't handle their alcohol well. Jackass induced behaviors after consuming a minimal amount of alcohol.
Boss was so annoying today, he's such a Joot Rod.
That Joot Rod is rolling around on the floor again, how much did he have to drink?
He's looking a little lopsided in the scrot department, very Joot rod-like
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A man that has replaced shining justice so now there is only shining joot.
Micheal: I love me some shining justice.
Bob: There is no shining justice, only shining joot!