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A crackheaded player who feeds on Lg's and treats them like items and ditches them if he gets bored. He's a lowlife loser who gets high and forgets everything. He's lived double life than he remembers. And he's an Albacore Tuna.
He better learn fast cuz when he messes with the wrong family, he's gonna get it.
Hey jordies!!! BETTER WATCH YOUR HAIR!!!!
Jordie: You are so hot!
Lg: o rlly? thanks
Jordie (while LG's friends are in a bathtub): You wanna go out?
LG: yes
3 hours later
Jordie(on facebook): It's over
LG: pissed
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A mexican that lays bricks, works for nothing, worthless, off the boarder,
hey dude i heard you got jordie working at your house
yeah man its awesome
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A cyoote little crack-head that smiles like a retard but hesh still cyoote. Prolly hash a gf irl but who cares. ^^
"Misha and Riffin are both obsessed with Jordie but neither of them are getting him."
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Another reason why America Got Attacked
Jordan's an American?..Shit we all better get to Africa
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I have not been friends with him for very long but what I’ve learned from my experience is. Jordy is HALARIOUS. Loves memes. Handsome. Loves soccer. He’s athletic. Cute if I didn’t already mention. And so fun to be around. He is definitely a ladies man. I mean I wouldn’t judge the girls who like him because he’s handsome and funny and sweet and so much more but I already mentioned it. Stay friends with him no matter what. Because well I don’t really know why and I’m waiting to see why I love being around him. But stay friends with him. Because he’s amazing. I’ve only known him for a few months and I can’t remember my life before I ever talked to him. I lost him, and I truly miss him a lot so when you find yourself a Jordy like this don't lose him.
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The most ambitious, brave, caring, smart, funny and good hearted person I’ve ever met. He is a born fighter that wakes up everyday and chases his dreams trying to be his best version everyday. His dreams go further beyond a regular person’s dreams. He works for expanding the horizons of humanity and his creations have literally reached outer space. Lover of life, he enjoys feeling that rush of adrenaline when practicing extreme sports. A little reckless, extremely passionate and very, very romantic (sometimes a little pulpo), he falls into the stereotype of his homeland. Takes care of his family and his friends 24/7. He will never let you down and will offer his help before you have to ask. He adores and is respected at his job and he is just THE BEST at it. Have I mentioned he is the most caring person I’ve ever met? Heart of every party, making everyone cry from laughing. Loves efficiency and he is so perfectionist that he would make oat meal with perfectly sliced banana cuts and perfectly matching strawberry slices (of the same exact size). He has the most meaningful glanze I’ve ever seen. He can communicate a million words just with his eyes and also read how you’re feeling.
Definetly, you don’t just want to pass by his life. Stay close to him, and enjoy as much as you can of his company. Learn as much as you can from him. There’s no one like him.
To me, the most awesome person I’ve ever met.
Do you know Jordi? Everyone knows him. If you need to solve a problem quick and efficiently, just call Jordi.
Jordi is always late. He is even late to his own meetings!
That is so Jordi (as in bad ass)
Jordi, eres un pulpo...
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A guy with a huge penis
Ashley: Wow it just got so dark
Jordy: its the shadow of my penis bitch
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