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Joseph

That guy that makes you smile from ear to ear. He will make you feel amazing. He looks AMAZING. His eyes are breath taking. His touch is tantalizing. He is the greatest guy you will ever meet. Hold on.

If he isn't a Joseph, get rid of him.

by kapplemac November 26, 2010

3597๐Ÿ‘ 1343๐Ÿ‘Ž


Joseph

Joseph. He walked into my life at a time when I least expected it; the strength of his gripping hand captured me from isolation, from a place of darkness and perturbation. Surrounded by murkiness, unable to decipher the wood from the trees, he softly took my hand and led me to a peaceful sanctuary. He lifted my spirits, and showed me what I was worth. I dove into his glistening eyes, as deep and mysterious as the ocean, and was comforted; I was enveloped by the warm, soothing water as it wrapped around my bare skin. He made me feel secure and safe. His listening ear, unrelenting patience, and encouragement provided the pedestal upon which I am able to stand, today. Joseph. The gentle touch of his hands that trace every curve of my body; his warm breath against my cheek that calm my thoughts, his supple lips that transport me to another world. Joseph. The rock upon which I lean; his sculpted arms that break my fall; his smile that brightens my darkest moments. Joseph. A cherished gift from God; a sensitive soul that brings perspective to every situation. Joseph, the personification of intellect; the definition of a protector. Joseph. Forever mine.

Joseph rode on his stallion, with the wind blowing through his softened locks, into my heart.

by I'mNoSidekick February 26, 2013

190๐Ÿ‘ 61๐Ÿ‘Ž


joseph

The coolest person you will ever meet. Everyone wants to be Joseph's friend but might not realize it. He is a savage and is great at almost everything.

Wow, that's a real joseph

by JL246 February 24, 2017

70๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Joseph

A sex machine. A legend in the track and field

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Damn that's Joseph! The bringer of rain!

by TheBOBOB March 20, 2013

171๐Ÿ‘ 53๐Ÿ‘Ž


Joseph

great MAN! knows everything, does not like being called Joey. Listens too some dope ass music! IS one LEGIT motherfucker.....did i mention pretty fucking awesome! PLUS hes a MAN so that just makes him cooler! Last but not least hes straight THUG!

fucking ayyy i wish i was a Joseph! no doubt
DAMNNN! i wish Joseph was my NIGGA!
Joseph has majorrr SWAGG!

by SWAGGGG KINGG May 24, 2011

231๐Ÿ‘ 77๐Ÿ‘Ž


Joseph

A man's man.Extremely Awesome.

Wow, that guy just ate 58 buffallo wings. What a Joseph!

by Joe carlin October 29, 2006

8690๐Ÿ‘ 3484๐Ÿ‘Ž


Joseph

A name generally associated with werewolves, sorcerers, and all around superior studs. Though they try to keep it secret, it's kind of hard to hide when they are ripping the guys face off.

Don't mess around with Joseph, he'll rip your lungs out Jim!

by Joevakiin May 24, 2012

123๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž