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A gay person who is insensitive and looks like a younger Justin Bieber
Hey joshy! Fuck you *starts singing
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An extraordinarily wonderful person who can brighten up your day and make you feel so loved. He'll do absolutely anything for you just to put a smile on your face. He will wait however long he needs to just see you even if you're running a little late. He can make you feel like the most special person in the entire world. He's lovable, adorable, and all the wonderful -ables there are! He'll always be there by your side or to give that much needed hug.
"He's the most fantastic person I know, and I love him so fricken much!" -Anonymous
Joshie is the sweetest most amazing person I've ever met!
No matter how I'm feeling, Joshie is somehow always able to lift my spirits and make me so happy.
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A brilliant all round person. A god at sport, a genius and all the girls will have a crush on him
“ Oh looks all the girls are looking at something”
“Probably Joshi
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A phrase yelled in battle originating from the hungarian war-cry "Joushi!!!" meaning "I will break your shins!!!" One uses this cry to rally his troops on a battlefield and to intimidate the enemy. It can also be used to prepare oneself before a particularly trying obstacle.
Man charging into battle: "JOSHI!!!!"
Man on other side of battlefield: *craps himself"
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Joshi was the King of the Underworld, the god of death and the dead. He presided over funeral rites and defended the right of the dead to due burial. Joshi was also the god of the hidden wealth of the earth, from the fertile soil with nourished the seed-grain, to the mined wealth of gold, silver and other metals.
By the wrath of Joshi, I am going to break your shins!
Hurry up!
Sound off!
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to pull a joshie:
to tell a lie which has not point whatsoever...
or to get extra attention for 5 minutes...
also a pet name for the biggest gaylord in all of new zealand...
Josh: Yeah, I'm moving to Christchurch
Josh's G/f: OMG NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Me: Thank the lord....
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Josh: Yeah, my mum is half Arab...
Me: Serious?
Josh: Yeah...
Josh's Dad: No, she's fully Scottish...
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Classic Joshie:
Josh: MY LIFE SUCKS!!!
Me: What a loser...
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