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Jovian Sunspot

A drink from the television series Babylon 5.
It originated from the Zeus bar on the Io Transfer Station. Served in a cocktail glass, the ingredients are added in the following order:

-Ice
-1/4 cup Cream of Coconut
-3 tbsp Bottled Cranberry-Apple Juice
-2 tbsp Vodka
-2 tbsp Orange Juice

I doubt this tastes good.

mmm.... a Jovian Sunspot

by AndreasE September 26, 2005

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Jovian Duck

A metaphor for something recognizable but which cannot possibly be that thing. Implies that you should be careful of the thing, precisely because it cannot be what you recognize it to be.

If, however, you are encountering something that quacks like a duck and looks like a duck and craps like a duck swirling around Jupiter’s Great Red Spot, the one thing you should definitely conclude is that you’re not dealing with a duck. In fact, you should probably back away slowly and keep your distance until you figure out what you are dealing with, because there’s no f*cking way a duck could have evolved in the Jovian atmosphere. You are encountering a Jovian Duck. gently edited from Peter Watts

by undefining orthodoxy June 21, 2022


Jovian

Jovians are males who only want to fuck. They just exploid persons and only look after themself. When a Jovian used you out, it will hurt a lot and he's not even notice it. After you meet a Jovian, you will think about everything and gonna have questions in you mind, and the things doesn't have anything to do with him. He likes to connect to person who are close to you and doesn't care what you think about it.

Person 1: This dude is such a bad Person
Person 2: He is like a Jovian

by jjsjjfjfbebdbfbfbjf November 25, 2021


Jovian

Men who are romantically and/or sexually attracted to men exclusively

Coined by the Funny Brothers Matt Watson and Ryan Magee

They're not just roommates, they're Jovian!

by yunocchi March 19, 2024


Jovian

A gay man, based on the claim of Bon Jovi being homosexual, established in an attempt to have a word similar to 'Lesbian' for a gay man.

I'm coming out as a Jovian.

by peachbat March 21, 2024


Jovian

Slang term for homosexual men based on famous singer Bon Jovi.

Coined by American Funny Brothers, aka Supermega.

Does your dad know you're a jovian??

by MonkeyPussy March 19, 2024


Jovian

A term for a man who is only attracted to other men. The term originated from the name Bon Jovi, most notably known for being a jovian. Penned by Mathias and Ryland Magoo.

Ryland: I’m a jovial jovian!
Mathias: We could go down in queer history!

by Meghed April 29, 2024