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The hottest skater boy you will ever meet you has gorgeous eyes and the sweetest heart. He will never let you down and he's always there for you.
"Yesterday I was crying because my dog died so I went over to my boyfriend's house and he snuggled me and made me a cake so I'd feel better."
"Damn, he sounds like a Jowe to me."
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Used in reference to women with large man-like bottom jaws, or a jutting lower lip.
A phrase yelled generally when drinking. Has no meaning but pisses people of when yelled unexpectedly, especially when yelled above them while they are asleep.
Man I drank way to much... JOPPA JOW fuckers!
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A cow that says Jow, which is made up, had blue spots, and white stripes. Oh and Jow the Cow 's name is Jow.
Random Cow:Moo
Jow the Cow: JOW JOW JOW!
Random Cow: 0o0
Negating somebody else's statement with a subjectively dorky response.
"Hey, we just had the best leg of lamb at the take-out place down the road."
Response: (Begins quoting three hundred-plus words just written regarding superheroes, spies, vampires or the awesome nature of oneself.)
"... You're jow-selling me!"
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Jow Bales are chechens who are very wide and have a special aura so nobody wants to mess with them.
Jow Bale komm reumanplatz joww dawai.
So noxchi wu bale gib schutzgeeeld.
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