Dow Jowned

Derived from the Dow Jones Industrial Average. Used to express discontent with the performance of your stock portfolio over any given time period.

1. Josh, I got totally fucking Dow Jowned on February 27, 2007.

2. My portfolio has been getting Dow Jowned recently because of that shitty stock I purchased.

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Bad Jown

Crum Bum Special

"She just got ran thru"
"Damn, Thats a BAD JOHN" (bad jown)