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A sugar coated gelatine candy in fruity flavors, popular in Trinidad
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21st century answer to the Job. JOB is actually an acronym for "Just Over Broke". JUB is also an acronym... "Just Under Broke"
In the last century, most of the working class had jobs and barely broke even after everything was said and done.
In this century, increasingly fewer people are employed and those hapless few that actually escape the unemployment roll after several months of living in destitute poverty will find that they all have Jubs... working like slaves in horrible working conditions doing menial drone work... still living in destitute povery... not breaking even. Welcome to 21st Century America... Get used to it... Now, get back to work!
Man on street: Hey buddy, can ya spare some change for a guy down on his luck?
Man hastily walking down sidewalk: Hey, ya lazy bum... get a Jub! Oh, sorry I didn't recognize you. Didn't I used to work for you at XYZ company? Jeez... you look like a wreck!
Man on street: Geez! Thanks for noticing. I do have a Jub. XYZ company just hired me back at 1/4 pay three months ago after laying me off a year and a half ago.
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To eat with speed and ferocity fueled by starvation with a complete disregard for social norms and cleanliness.
I haven't eaten all day, I already know I'm gonna jub this burger when it gets here.
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A person who walks close to you and sucks down your good air with there nonsense or just a complete moron.
Jorge: Dude, I was working today and this girl was trying to talk to me!
Jeremy: Oh my God dude, I CAN'T believe she was being such a Jub Jub to you. The nerve of people now a days.
Steve: Why is Kieth pouring milk down grandma's stoma?
Holly: Because his brain has been completely jub jubbed to the point of no return.
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The popular third world game whereby a stick is used to push a tyre or hoop around the shanty town or dump. Variations include head to head jub jub, where players race at breakneck speed around the mud hut or red cross aid wagon. The sport came under the media spotlight in 1989 when the first ever "no holds barred" contest ended in disaster for players Winston and Easter Djemba Djemba, Brother and sister tag team from Brixton, collided at more than 200km/h in the well known "chicken" situation. Another common variation is where jub jub is played on a minefield, although this practice is neither condoned or endorsed by the Jub jub international sports society (JISS). Jub jub was played by Jesus of Nazareth in around 12AD. It is not good practice for players to be buggered stupid by members of the Pagans or Goths, or indeed any other confused anarchic perverted wierdheads.
"Hey, come play jub jub, Mandela."
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A cheat code for the game Star Wars Battlefront, works on Playstation 2 and PC. It is very simple to enter the cheat code. All you do is create a new profile, and the profile name must be "Jub Jub" (without quotations.) This code will make all infantry you play as in the game very short, they will be the height of Ewoks , the little bearlike creatures from Star Wars Episode VI: A New Hope. They reside on the planet of Endor. You can play this level in the game, and you will see the Ewoks running around. If you play as the Rebel Pilot in while under this profile name, his helmet will be floating in mid-air where his head should actually be. This code will not work while playing online.
Person 1: Dude I was playing Star Wars Battlefront yesterday. I'm getting good at that game.
Person 2: You should try using the Jub Jub cheat, it makes all your characters short. I'll show you how to do it sometime.
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