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The day you get back the results of your STD test.
Dude, it's Judgment Day. I really hope it's not herpes this time.
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Bad judgement, someone's made a decision and it turned out to be careless.
If there's a prize for rotten judgment, I guess I've already won that. Or
That was rotten judgment choosing him.
When you're watching netflix for too long and Netflix silently judges you by asking if you want to continue watching.
"Dude, I was watching Netflix for like 18hours yesturday and the Netflix Judgment was intense."
1: The day your parents find your stash of marijuana.
2: The day your girlfriend finds you at a strip club
3: The day in several fucked up religions that state the end of everything.
4: The day SkyNet takes over
Example 1:
Mom: What the FUCK is that green shit u got under your bed?!?
Kid: Chewed up froot loops?
Example 2:
Bitch: Marty what the FUCK are you doing here at this strip club??
Marty: what the fuck are YOU doing here, bitch?!?
Example 3:
Christian Bigot: OMFG THAT GUY KILLED MY FAMILY, JUDGMENT DAY IS COMING!!!
Me: (shoots him dead)
Example 4:
Sarah Connor: 3 billion human lives ended on August 29th, 1997. The survivors of the nuclear fire called the war Judgment Day. They lived only to face a new nightmare: the war against the machines. The computer which controlled the machines, Skynet, sent two Terminators back through time. Their mission: to destroy the leader of the human resistance, John Connor, my son. The first Terminator was programmed to strike at me in the year 1984, before John was born. It failed. The second was set to strike at John himself when he was still a child. As before, the resistance was able to send a lone warrior, a protector for John. It was just a question of which one of them would reach him first.
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Anything that could potentially fuck up your near to long term future, especially anything involving STDs or Republicans.
1. Ben: It was really poor judgment eating out that stripper
Zach: I know.
2. Zach: I heard Phil was voting for John McCain
Ben: Oh ya, I though he was behind Obama, but if he does that'll be poor judgment. I don't want to be in Iraq for 100 years.
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In Judeo-Christian and Muslim traditions, the day at the end of the world when God judges the moral worth of individual humans or the whole human race.
guy1"Come Judgment Day, I bet I goto Heaven"
guy2"lolo"
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To make a poor decision(s) based on the idea that it will give you clout.
Following an infulencer lifestyle despite not being able to afford it out of the belief it will make you money and fame on social media leading to having clouted judgment