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jukebox

a sexual diversion to encourage a man to be more active in bed:
right when the girl is close to coming (but not, because he's not working it right), shove something up his ass really fast and then hold on tightly. He'll likely squirm wildly to try to dislodge it and the girl can get her orgasm.

juwaun was so lazy in bed last night, i had to jukebox him!

by freeluv26 March 5, 2008

13πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Jukebox

Word used for someone who is a narc.

Term used for someone who is a pussy.

Jukebox can be used for anything.

"Shutup jukebox."

"Fucking jukeboxes."

by Shane Mac. December 21, 2004

13πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


Jukebox Filibuster

To play extremely long songs in the jukebox so that others may not play bad music.

Jim: I can't handle all this country music
Jason: Its all good I just jukebox filibustered with Pink Floyd

by The Achievers March 13, 2013


kick the jukebox

The response you utter to a friend when a song comes on the radio/itunes/ipod/etc. that reminds you of an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend and the painful breakup you suffered through with them.

Lu, kick the jukebox, this song reminds me of my ex.

by Mary Low July 11, 2008

27πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Stop the Jukebox

Used when something terrible has happened and you need to gather yourself and sort it out

You've slagged off your boss in an email to one of your mates and just realized that you have sent it to your boss after you hit the 'send' button....

"Stop the Jukebox......I've just dropped a clanger, bollocks"

by funkysi2006 September 17, 2009


Jukebox Money

Slang term for condoms or money needed to buy condoms. Inspired by the B-52s song "Love Shack".

I've got me a car, it's as big as a whale, and we're about to set sail / I've got me a Chrysler, it seats about 20 so hurry up and bring your jukebox money!

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Dad: Have fun at the party tonight, son.
Tim: Thanks dad...ooh, and before I forget, could you lend me a little cash for tonight?
Dad: Why? You're not going to be getting some booze, right?
Tim: No dad, I just need a little jukebox money.

by Reppin' Latvia November 20, 2010

19πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Orgasm jukebox

The sudden urge to listen to a particular song after having an orgasm. post-coital orgasm cum ejaculate

β€œAs soon as i’d shot my load i had a sudden urge to hear Chop Suey! by System Of a Down, no idea why!”

β€œThat be the Orgasm Jukebox then”

by Crewkerne Dave June 30, 2019