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17th july, national fight your cousin day
cousin: *beats the shit out of you*
you: classic 17th july move
National Emoji Day! People born on this day are natural leaders too!
Me: ITS 17th July !
X: ok and?
Me: NATIONAL EMOJI DAY
17th of july is the international day of AKM by RYTMUS!!!
Why are you listening to AKM by RYTMUS all day long?
BECAUSE 17th July is the international day of this song!!!!
July 17th is the day where you send someone booty pics to someone that ask for them.
Sarah "Hey, Derek can I get a booty pic it's July 17th"
Derek "Fine Sarah." *Derek sends Sarah a booty pic.
July 17th is national handjob day
Boy: Hey homie, you know what day it is?
Other boy: July 17th?
Boy: you know what that means
Other boy: damn right it's national handjob day
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