July 19

national slap ass day

hey you know what today is?

what?
national slap ass day it’s July 19

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July 19

Only six foot something bad bitches were born on July 19. Bonus is if they’re sticks.

Dean: Dude, it’s July 19, you know what that means?
Crowley: It’s the moose’s birthday.

Dean: No it’s Jared Padalecki’s birthday.

Crowley: Same thing.

July 19

Only the limited edition and baddest bitches are born on this day.

WOW Bella is so cool she was born on July 19th.

July 19

Ask your partner for any pic/video and they have to send it or they don't love you day

guy 1 : bro i asked my gf for a titty pic today
guy 2 :yo did she send it
guy 1 : ofc dude its july 19

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july 19

national give your gf/bf the biggest hug (they deserve it)

m - *hugs*
r - why’d you do that?
m -because it’s july 19th

july 19

The day woah vicky found out she was black

Woah Vicky: july 19 was the day I found out I was black

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july 19

the best person bday ever. KARL JACOBS BDAY. like if your lady is july 19, u are very swag cause u share a bday with the one and only karl jacobs

“omg ur bday is july 19, ur very swag”
shut your mom
shut ur entire mom
ur entire mom is shut
omg ur dogwater
ur wieners built like a tic tac

karls bdayyy

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