July 2

its the middle of the year

me: hey it's july 2

you: ok

July 2

A boy gets a free day with a girl day

July 2 All the girls better watch out

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July 2

the birthday of an ugly rat named isaac <3

July 2 is isaacs bday ew what ;)

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July 2

The National Orgy Day

Anne: what's the date today?
James: oh it's National Orgy Day, July 2nd
Anne: you joining them?
James: only if you join ;)

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July 2

The day where all assholes were born

Dylan was born an asshole on July 2, he might have been conceived analy

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July 2

The National Have A Big Orgy Day

Anne: what's the date today?
James: oh it's National Orgy Day, July 2nd
Anne: you joining?
James: only if you join ;)

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July 2

The day the most ugliest bitch was born

Oouuuuu her birthday July 2

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