July 25th is the day for junkies born before being born, anyone born on July 25th is a crack addict with a side of heroin
Dude that kid Alex was born on July 25th, you know he had a used needle in his ass.
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the day we finally understand @tryhard68 ‘s future joke.
‘hey it’s July 25th 2020!’
‘yea, today we find out what tryhard68 meant’
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On July 25th an alien with a big booty crashed with it's spaceship in Germany. Since then people from Germany are celebrating the goddess of the bootys and she founded a company called FÖRSICH FÖRMA! We all should celebrate that day.
A: Isn't that the goddess alien of bootys and the founder of the försich förma on July 25th?
B: Oh heck yeah you're right she's looking fineeeeee!
Be yourself day do anything and no one needs to say “you can't do this you can't do that”
Joe: I'm gay
Mother: You're not allowed
Joe: It's July 25th so I can
National hit your sibling with a bucket day
“Its July 25th, Time to hit my sister with a bucket.!”
National slap your little or big sister day!
Sister: what day is it?
Me: July 25th you know what that means
Me: slaps the crap out of her.
When you are going to Greece to party, maturanc day
Ohh, it's July 25th today, we are going on Zakynthos to party!