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July fourth is the day where you have to ask your crush if they will sit with you and watch fireworks with you and they have to say yes
You:Hey ____ wanna watch the fireworks with me tonight
Crush:no
You:but it is July 4th
Crush:Oh then ok I will go with you
A day where the most glorious people who have the ability to outshine Independence Day are born in
Wren:”is that guy born on July 4th”
Gracie”pfft, ofc why do u think he’s so capable and dependable”
MOTHERFUCKING 'MURICA DAY!!!!!'
AMERICA FUCK YEA!!!!
BLAST YA MOST AMERICAN MUSIC AND GET DRUNK AS HELL
10👍 7👎
The birth of the greatest nation on Earth, America.
Anyone who says July 4th isnt the greatest, is a communist.
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A holiday where some bitches made and signed a document for banning slaves and prostitutes
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July 4th is send your boy friend a video of your titties day
“Today is July 4th i’m sad send a video”
Give someone 44$ day
That's it, Just do it.
Robert: Hey it's July 4th!
Roberto: So?
Robert: Give me 44$.
Roberto: Why are you in my home