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July 5th

July fifth is the day of celebrating being worse than your siblings. Chances are, your friends only hang out with you so they can get closer to the members of your family that they actually enjoy (your siblings). You are worse in all aspects when compared to your siblings including looks, humor, personality, etc. Basically, you just suck in contrast to your siblings.

Wow today is July 5th! It's the one day of the year where I can be proud of the fact that my brothers and sisters are much better than me!

by Jacob Sheridan October 30, 2020

6πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


July 5th

National go down on your gf day. If you have a significant other today is the day to make it all about her and show her how much she means to you. Just take her and go down on her like never before.

Go down on that girl πŸ’•JULY 5th

by Randomshii26492620 July 5, 2021

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


July 5th

The day where if you were born you are a mistake and you are the most hated

Person: When is your birthday
Me: July 5th
Person: Bye Bitch

by WoofWoofimabunny November 15, 2019

19πŸ‘ 53πŸ‘Ž


July 5th

The day after ths most badass birthday ever. Usually a day of regrets like the common problems of, I can't believe I slept with a girl with herpes, or I should have drank a little less. A lot of asprin and Gatorade will be used. And by 3 o'clock everybody who doesn't have any will end up getting some.

Mike-Ughh that party was a rager, I'm so hung over .
Zachary- The asprin is in the bathroom and Gatorade is in the fridge. And quick question, if I have cold sores on my...
Mike- Bro you have the herp.
Zachary- Man I hate July 5th

by ProfessionalMaggot\m/ August 1, 2016

10πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


July 5th

Adjective. Used to describe a person who is in the middle of an Xtremely long drought and appears to reject all offer of drinks, despite claiming that they are thirsty. Possibly also trying to set a world record for the longest dry spell in history.

Nature is doing a July 5th, what a weaven

by XtremeX May 28, 2005

7πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


July 5th

A day in the past. i’m sorry you are hurt. just wrong timing it’ll get better.πŸ–€

July 5th is a day in the past.

by user.0705. June 27, 2020

1πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


5th July

national vine day

β€œwhat are you for the 5th july?”

β€œoh i’m dead, like vine” in

by Swaggy sweetcorn November 3, 2019

9πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž