July fifth is the day of celebrating being worse than your siblings. Chances are, your friends only hang out with you so they can get closer to the members of your family that they actually enjoy (your siblings). You are worse in all aspects when compared to your siblings including looks, humor, personality, etc. Basically, you just suck in contrast to your siblings.
Wow today is July 5th! It's the one day of the year where I can be proud of the fact that my brothers and sisters are much better than me!
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National go down on your gf day. If you have a significant other today is the day to make it all about her and show her how much she means to you. Just take her and go down on her like never before.
Go down on that girl πJULY 5th
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The day where if you were born you are a mistake and you are the most hated
Person: When is your birthday
Me: July 5th
Person: Bye Bitch
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The day after ths most badass birthday ever. Usually a day of regrets like the common problems of, I can't believe I slept with a girl with herpes, or I should have drank a little less. A lot of asprin and Gatorade will be used. And by 3 o'clock everybody who doesn't have any will end up getting some.
Mike-Ughh that party was a rager, I'm so hung over .
Zachary- The asprin is in the bathroom and Gatorade is in the fridge. And quick question, if I have cold sores on my...
Mike- Bro you have the herp.
Zachary- Man I hate July 5th
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Adjective. Used to describe a person who is in the middle of an Xtremely long drought and appears to reject all offer of drinks, despite claiming that they are thirsty. Possibly also trying to set a world record for the longest dry spell in history.
Nature is doing a July 5th, what a weaven
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A day in the past. iβm sorry you are hurt. just wrong timing itβll get better.π€
July 5th is a day in the past.
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βwhat are you for the 5th july?β
βoh iβm dead, like vineβ in
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