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The Birth of Mario July
The birth of Mario. This is rely when he's born
I'm serious
bro: yo bro Mario day is tomorrow
Bro II :yes
bro: I'm going to buy my mom a Mario and she will go insane bro you know how much my mom loves Mario
Bro II :Yahoo
bro: July 9
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it’s last kiss day (listen to last kiss by taylor swift)
Taylor Swift: That July 9th, the best of your heart. It jumps through your shirt, I can still feel your arms
Swifties: fuck u joe jonas
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Buy your middle child a cake day
I’m writing this while at the store with my mom trying to get her to buy a cake
It’s July 9 so you have to buy me a cake
people are ambitious, positive, wise, funny, and eager to succeed. They will sacrifice a great deal of their time and effort in order to make their goals a reality. When July 9 folks reach their goals, especially financial ones, they are invariably generous to those they love.
Person: OH, You were born at july 9, what’s your goals? I’m sure you’ll succeed.
Creator: world domination.
Person: …
National Make out with your homie day. You and your homie have to make out and even do more if you guys want. You also don’t tell anyone about this and make it an every year thing and keep it secret.
Yo today is July 9 it’s national make out with a homie day
Ok
Just make sure you don’t tell anyone
Ok I won’t
Killua’s birthday he’s a bad bitch
Person 1: what day is today?
Person2: It’s July 9 it’s killua zoldycks birthday all people born on this day are some bad bitches.
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national reverse cowgirl day;)
danny! guess what day it is
danny: whattt??
july 9, national reverse cowgirl day:)))
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