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Jurgens's are usually blessed with a permanently semi-erect penis, also referred to as an "uzzi". They known to be successful businessmen.
"Had an incredible night in bed with Chad last night, he is definitely a Jurgens."
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A sample of pretentiously overwrought sonic ambivalence, with minimal redeeming features, defined by it's use of mathematical lunacy and anti harmonic faggotry typical of the Contemporary Academic Musical establishment.
David Power: That Jurgenism piece due Tuesday is a load of bollox. When do we get to make real music.
Chris: I did 12 of them not sure which one to hand in.
David Power: I did 13 of them, might make a random piece generator to choose one.
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An overated manager that blames the wind when he loses
Liverpool drop points to Everton Jurgen Flopp blames the wind
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Jurgen Klopp is a German professional soccer/football manager (originally managing for Borussia Dortmund) for the English side, Liverpool. Liverpool FC is one of the best teams in the Premier League and would've won the 18/19 title over Manchester City if out-of-the-box goals counted as two. His famous catchphrase is "Boom!" and can train players to get out of their comfort zone and go in different positions. For example, Jurgen could get a left-mid to play as a left-back. He has made many major signings over the years. Like, Virgil Van Dijk for 75 million pounds and Mohammed Salah for 42 million pounds. His smile is also unforgettable but not as good as Ronaldinho's.
"Jurgen Klopp is probably the best manager Dortmund and Liverpool has ever wished for!" - Liverpool FC Fan
"At least he's better than Emery!" - Tottenham Spurs Fan
"Looks like it's a Tottenham fan..." - Arsenal FC Fan
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Cory trying to search “Dirty Jurgen”
Cory searched “Dirty Jurgen”
The sound warm sour cream makes when it is thrown into a stripper's fedora on stage. Used to mock the absurdity of any situation.
"Don't Jurgen Klopp me when I leave the free clinic, I have choir practice at 6pm.
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A guy who dick in the ass all day
Yo someone did a dirty Jurgen and now thry cant stop