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shit people say when they mean to say nevermind
Jack: The cafeteria's got burgers today.
Jack: Oh, just kidding, it's fucking salad.
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The longer way of saying jk.
The proper English way to say in non-internet jargon terms the commonly-used jk.
Phrase that ruins a joke if it's obvious. Often superfluous.
What Fred Armisen as Latin comedian Ferecito on SNL says a lot.
Something you should not say after I love you.
Katrina: Flying a little low today, are we?
Sam: Huh?! Is my fly down? How fuckin' embarassing!
Katrina: Just kidding!
Sam: Good grief! Embarassed the hell outta me, biatch!
Katrina: Hahaaa!
Erick: You better be on your A-game or I'm going to take you to school! You're going to get served. Haha, just kidding.
Mike: Well at least I'm not a twisted freak! Haha, just kidding.
Ferecito: Americans suck! I'm just keeeeediiinggg!
Igby: I love you.
Neena: Aw, how sweet!
Igby: Just kidding, guffaw!
Neena: *runs Igby through the stomach with a pen and whacks him with her handbag until he's unconscious*
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What stupid chicks now-a-days use in place of 'nevermind'
A."Where did I put my cellphone?"
B."In your hand."
A."Just kidding!"
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A meaningless phrase spouted out after an insult or confession, the literal meaning of which roughly translates either to "Fuck, I shouldn't have said that," or "I'm completely serious." Used often by annoying teenage girls.
Sister: Hey, Doug. I hate you. Just kidding.
Doug: Yeah by this point I think we all know what "just kidding" means.
Girlfriend: I have something important to tell you... I'm not really a virgin... Just kidding!
Doug: Who did you do it with and when?
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«You let her fall in love with you...thinking you love her too..
But you meant no harm..
You have done nothing wrong..
You think that is enough for her..
After all..
She is the one who is charmed by you.
You don't know if you really love her..
Maybe you just love that she loves you.
It makes you feel good..
You enjoy it so much..
And you keep going...
No harm is done. Because..
You can't even call it a relationship.
Then at some point you decide it's time to end it.
You just leave..
You go back to your life..
Nothing changes for you..»
Oh.
Is that so?
Now I know.
You were just kidding...
by The Gardener in Fairy Tales January 05, 2022
tellin a joke thats not true then saying "just kidding'
or saying something bad then regreting it because the person u called a fuck-face is right next to u
OR telling a joke thats not true then like a year later say "oh yea when i said i backflipped off my house i was just kidden"
(dont say it too much you'll get called a lier ALOT)
Jim:Dave's a curly headed fuck-face.
Dave walks by;
Jim:Oh Phil i was just kidding about Dave, he's a cool guy wit a big dick.
Dave:Why thank you Jim.
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Participants who engage and force themselves to be included in family affairs and / or family events of which they are not blood related nor are they actually a part of said family via marriage. We label these individuals as "Just Kidding Family". These individuals often do not see or cannot separate truth from reality.
Sarah: Ron, please bring your family including all of their acquaintances, friends, ex's. Afterall, they're like Just Kidding Family. Don't forget what's his name. He calls me almost every day, Daniel I think it is. Really a nice guy, but tends to cross the family line. I don't mind him being a part of the Just Kidding Family, he just needs to back off some out of respect for The Family. Poor guy is obviously still obsessed with my Julie.
Ron: No problem Sarah, thank you
Just Kidding Family
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