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A epic gamer and capri sun addict notorious for drinking gamer girl pee and selling it on the black market.
"i dont want my son to be a carson Jute"
Noun
1. two physically attractive people: two young and physically attractive people.
Adjective
1. Attractive in a jawesome way: endearingly attractive in the way that some people find jawesome.
Comes from the phrase jawesomely cute, where jawesome is a commonly misspelled form of Awesome. Jawesome has been used in texting and chatting and other forms of electronic communication for a couple years now. Then "jute" started to pop up as a word of endearment for those in love.
I want us to be jutes like Adam and Eve.
In my dream we were hanging around being jute.
Hey, you are looking kinda jute. ;)
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v. to stab (to death)
corrupted from common W African
him got jute on the estate
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a fat mess of a whore dripping with sweat, humming of cock, piss, shite, cum and booze.
shape of that bucket jute, i think im gona be sick
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Cute but has a Jewish nose
Not that attractive but once you find out they are Jewish it makes them very cute
I didn't think she was that cute until I found out she was Jewish and then I thought she was super Jute (Jewt).
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The person (typically male) who has accumulated a music library on their iPod that all others would dream of, but wastes it by insisting that one must only listen to their crappy On-The-Go playlists, or llisten to it exclusively on shuffle without skipping songs; thus creating the Dentist Music Effect and therefore becoming the guy nobody likes.
Shane: "Have you seen Todd's iPod!?"
Lisa: "No."
Shane: "Oh, well it has every song anyone could possibly ever want, AND he updates it regularly. Too bad he's a jute box zero and never lets me listen to anything but his Simon & Garfunkle playlist and his extensive collection of Louisiana Blue Grass.
Lisa: "What a fucker! I hate Todd!"
noun
1. Weiner
2. Penis
3. Dick
Steer your jute canoe up my cave of desires