k i n g r 3 k t

Legendary siege gamer and ex call of duty player 2 time ESL player and a fucking boss at video games also known as a dj K I N G

K I N G R 3 K T is so awesome

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M O U N K I Y S M A N K E

W H E N Y O U S M A N K E T H A T T H I C C M O U N K I Y A N D I T T U R N S I N T O U N C L E F A T

"What are you you doing this evening, Bill?"
" S M A N K E I N G M O U N K I Y P 0 0 S Y"
"Oh, you mean M O U N K I Y S M A N K E?"

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Le M O N K E

Le monke is real

Le M O N K E

B R E A D B A N K

welcome to the bread bank. we sell bread, we sell loafs. we got bread on deck, bread on the floor. TOASTED ROASTED

shut the fuck up. listen, i just need a baguette and a brioche

we don't have either of those, you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-

what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out.

it's gluten free

i don't CARE if it's free.

swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight, we gon' fight.

what, you tryna be on worldstar?

what, you gon record it?

ye. i got my dollar store camera on.

What's the fucking situǽtion?

what the fuck do you want?

I'm the motherfucking manager.

at the bread store?

BREAD.

tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD.

I'm to need you to shut that bullshit up chief, we can't take shit out the bread.

why put it in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack.

We've got crackers, no gluten

fuck crackers.

it's gluten free. you want the gluten or nah?

hell no. you better take the gluten out that damn shit

Look, we've got whole wheat gluten free texas toast gluten free TORTILLA

fuck all that. what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?

Florida.

i knew it

look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police.

i'm going WEAST

Nah, don't call the police, I've got a warrant.

honestly, fuck y'all. i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread.

What the fuck are you saying?

all i'm saying is: fuck yalls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers.

B R E A D B A N K

D-U-N-K-A-D-E-L-I-C

D-Determination U-Unity N-Nutrition K-Knowledge A-Athleticism D-Defense E-Energy L-Leadership I-Intimidation C-Champion

The D-U-N-K-A-D-E-L-I-C is the blueprint to becoming a champion.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

When you are bored and have nothing to do, so you type all the letters on the keyboard. From A to Z in space

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

really the ABC's lowercase with a space between them

I'm typing a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z and see what happens (Him being a mad man)
:/

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