Random
Source Code

kard-tard

Any of the dysfunctional Kardashian clan.

A contraction of Kardashian retard.

Kanye for President? That would make Kim the First Lady, and all the other Kard-tards would become official royal First Flunkies.
Man, I gotta find a new country...

by 2TD September 1, 2015

2👍 1👎


Video Kard

The process of buying a video card, taking said card out of the box, shinkwrapping the box with some socks inside.

I just pulled a "video kard" at Best Buy... score!!!

by VINce November 13, 2003

6👍 12👎


Lara Kardes

Lara. What can i say. (ugly), (dumb), ( disgustang)( mean) and i think that covers it.

person a: why did u sleep with my mans
Lara Kardes: Cz im (Lara)

Now u c, if (Lara) was a (NORMAL) human being she wouldve said sorry and apologized

Lara Kardes: what i basically said in the start of this (meaningful) text

by Mr.Quack lookinass tf November 17, 2019

1👍 1👎


KARDS

KARDS is a gang name from a German rapcrew

KARDS babyy

by December 16, 2020


ultra-epic-kards-gamer

A cool guy who plays the videogame KARDS. The ones who play as Sovjet have probably long hair. They think that their ultra epic status comes from the fact that the combine their meta knowlege with a plethera of WWII facts to make them a overdramaric bezzerwizzer ingame.

Oh are you just an (epic gamer).

I am a ultra-epic-kards-gamer, peasant.

by ultra-epic-kards-gamer May 18, 2020


Kard Rat

A female, usually Brunette whose bloodlines can often be traced back to that of Jersey/Geordie women. The Kard Rat Idololises the superficial world and look of the Kardashian family.

The Kard Rat looks like she has been punched in the mouth and just loves it!

While most normal people want to avoid looking like they've had an allergic reaction to shellfish, the kard rat sees her swollen monkey lips as a sign of beauty and a show of power.

Passing her overweight body off as thick. She lies to herself and others about abusing her body with empowering female phrases like "real women have curves" or "bootay goalsss". Skin colour varies from fake orange to fake mud... great tits, completely nocturnal and survives soley on a diet of "likes"...

"Hey bro you should have a crack at that brunette with the huge ass tittaysss"
"Yeah nah she's a Kard rat man, ill have a few more drinks and tell her I'm a DJ on my way out"

by Mrcl86 February 9, 2020


long karding

riding that shit out on da road, real real fast on something extra long.

"YO BRO DID YOU SEE GHIM KARDING BRO"
"BRO WHAT YOU MEAN"
"LONG KARDING"
"OH SHIT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT HE WAS BANGING KARDEN DOWN TEH STREET!!"

by Ghim Karding October 19, 2023