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Kabbalah

The Satanic Verses. - - - -

The original Satanic bible.

It's about as holy as a oujia board.

by fuck off with this shit you Chaldean hippies March 24, 2005

40๐Ÿ‘ 57๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kabbalah

neo-gnostic book of pornography which Hitler used to masturbate to

doubles well as toilet paper

by it's evil March 24, 2005

37๐Ÿ‘ 53๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kabbalah

A big book of nonsense made up by Pagan hippie scum!!

( ((><)) ) fuckyou motherfuckers!!!

by it's bullshit - just like Scientology ^___^ March 24, 2005

29๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kabbalah

The most highly respected part of ancient Jewish mysticism created by Rabbis during Medieval times, revolving highly around encrypted meanings hidden within the Torah and deeper forms of meditation (Read Sefer Yetzirah).

Has absolutely nothing to do with either Madonna or Paris Hilton whatsoever, dammit!

To know Kabbalah is to become closer to God (your creator).

by Rebel Rabbi August 22, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kabbalah

1. Body of mystical teachings of rabbinical origin, often based on an esoteric interpretation of the Hebrew Scriptures.

2. A secret doctrine resembling these teachings

Want to know about the Jewish religion? Go read the Kabbalah!

by John Burke April 14, 2004

24๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kabbalah

If you read it,you'll go insane and start Holocausting Jews!

Is there something wrong with God's actual words that would make you want to read this ludicrous tripe instead?

by oy April 7, 2005

20๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kabbalah

A Jewish form of mysticism, its sad that people like madonna screwed it up and now everyone hates it.

Thanks alot, Madonna, Kaballah, for making the Jews COOL. Yea, right.

by Gaia March 5, 2005

14๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž