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Kaeya

A Genshin Impact character largely mischaracterized by the community. He uses his smarts. smug attitude and flattery to get people to do things for him, yet still compensating them afterwards. He's much kinder than what others think, and is a great friend. He threw a party for the Acting Grand Master because she works so hard. He's kind of a wallflower, and is too shy to admits he gave people gifts. I assure you he has not slept with all of Mondstadt. Kaeya prefers keeping his past a mystery. He never reveals anything about his eyepatch, his past with Diluc, Khaenri'ah, or the rumors that he is not from Mondstadt. He's implied to have abandonment issues. Past events with his adoptive brother, Diluc, still make him guilty. He believes himself to be a bad person, and that his Cryo Vision was a "punishment for a life of lies." I promise you there is so much more to this character than "hot daddy with big dick energy". Plus if you say he has cake that's also mischaracterizing him. bro got negative ass fr

Person 1: Man I love Kaeya from Genshin Impact.
Person 2: Omg me too!! He's so hot and sexy and I would let him fuck me all night and call him daddy!!!
Person 1: Man c'mon, there is so much more to him that that. Kaeya's lore is some of the best.

by breadytodie May 18, 2022

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


kaeya

The coolest person in all of genshin impact. Is actually canonically desi and eats all those white boys up for breakfast. He has a brother who is very emo and gay.

Wow you are such a kaeya! So sexy and cool.

by Mexicaneseturtle November 30, 2020

109πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Kaeya

A man in the knights of favonius. With cyro vision. Wearing an eye patch to. He's also sexy 5’11 tall man with fingerless gloves and long blue hair. He's the sexiest daddy you'll ever see.
(And has em mommy milkers)

Ava: who is that guy with the blue hair ponytail crap, and fingerless gloves you simp for and scream all the time?
Riku: Ah, he's kaeya. A sexy knight.

Ava: weirdo.

by Kaeya's eye patch May 21, 2021

43πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


kaeya

literally god

kaeya is so cool it’s illegal to hate him

by kazuhaism June 12, 2021

32πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Kaeya

A sexy ice bridge making Calvary Captain who is so so hot and should rail me ;)

Smart person: Kaeya is so fucking hot

by Kaeyasgayhusband on TikTok 🀀 March 19, 2021

57πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Kaeya

large dick

Albedo: u have a very large dick
Kaeya: thats what my name means shawty babe

by Vin the hot alpha September 6, 2021


kaeya

bro this dude is so motherfucking hot

i will never get over him. i am going to cum all over the screen when hes arriudn
kaeya is so hot.
hashtag kaeya main 😜😜😲

person a: i love diluc
person b: kaeya is hotter πŸ˜’
person a: shut the hell up. nasty ass. your mom is dead just like his family
person b: shut the hell up for gods sakeyou never shut your mouth

by addiisn September 13, 2021