A dog that is so ugly it can be mistaken for a naked mole rat.
dude 1: Hey bro, did you ask rodent control to come to my house?
dude 2: Yeah you had a rat in your basement.
dude 1: That's not a rat, thats just my kailen.
Kailen is a ship between two vocaloids - Len Kagamine and Kaito.
Random person: I ship kailen so much. They're my OTP!
Me: Omg same, let's be friends!
Kailen barnes is a man slag. Gets with 4 girls in a week basically. Little gimp, would get banged