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The act of having your meeting hijacked, in favor of a convoluted and meandering presentation of impractical concepts that can never be implemented. Also a term for a discussion that impacts you, but does not include you.
"I got Kanged at the new business presentation yesterday."
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A young boy said to be picked up from a trash bin. A young boy who cannot sit still and climbs around. You will always find him at a Ramen shop. Sometimes he calls himself Peter Parker. Sometimes he calls himself Shawn Michael.
Sometimes he thinks he is your friendly neighbour Spiderman.
Sometimes he thinks he is a TMNT.
He is a young, cute and handsome boy who thinks his age resets every year.
He is the trollest of trolls. And you never know when he will call you just to ask you to pee.
Kang is so cute
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a faux boss; one who THINKS he is sick, while in reality, he is not. an illegitimate muffdiver. performs random acts associated with the phrases "butt pirate" and "uphill gardener".
Kang #1:Wuddup pimp, your such a kang because your cadillac pimpin all the beezies.
Kang #2:Ahh son I already know. i think they want me to skeet skeet on them with my two foot penis. good thing i had soggy waffles with my wheaties this morning.
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A slang common in Almelo (The Netherlands). Also said as "akang". Said when they are happy or they have to celebrate something. When said, they headbutt each other gently but sometimes very hard to make a a joke. Also combined with Boks Akang. "Boks" is said to indicate they want to celebrate with kang.
Person 1: Tomorrow we have SCHOOL-FREE! Boks?
Person 2: AKANG! *headbutt*
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A girl with beautiful brown eyes, a great smile, and smooth hair. Someone everyone wants to be but there is only one of. A really great person.
Kang is like the most famous person in the whole school, everyone knows her.
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nicely rolled blunt, to do a good job
Me: Yo you tryin to smoke later?
Esilv: Yeah already rolled a nice kanger
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An act of masturbation when performed in a group, a circle jerk with commentary.
"Let's all have a communal kang."
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