Karachi

Code word for WuFlu by a famous truther; Munder Down Under

I have the sniffles, I got the Karachi

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Karachi crouch

noun: Diarrhoea or dysentry contracted by inflicting spicy Pakistani or Indian food upon an unconditioned constitution.
See: Delhi belly, Montezuma's revenge, The Sepia Mutiny, Traveller's Trots

Montezuma’s revenge and Karachi crouch, just two of the more publishable synonyms for traveller’s diarrhoea, is an almost universal experience for those travelling to more exotic parts of the world.

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Karachi Crack

A bad case of 'the shits' brought on by an extremely hot curry the night before.
Much, much worse than Bombay Bum and Rhino-Eye as, in this case, the arse crack feels as though it has been prodded with a soldering iron.

"Oh shit Babes, you'd better put a loo-roll in the fridge, I've got Karachi Crack again"

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Karachi coffee

A cup of coffee with way too much milk in it. In India and Pakistan, they put milk in their tea. Karachi is the largest city in Pakistan.

Son, this is thirteenth time you've fixed Karachi coffee...I'm getting tired of this, now!