Karate

ka·ra·te (kə-rä'tç)
n.
A Japanese art of self-defense (that does not work unless the person you are fighting stands still) in which sharp blows and kicks are administered to pressure-sensitive points on the body of an opponent.

Lady: Oh my somebody just stole my purse!

Bad Guy: Shut the fuck up bitch! You dont got enough money in this purse!

Fat Out Of Shape Karate Guy: I am a black belt in Karate! Stand still so I can hit you and save this woman purse!

Bad Guy: How about I beat you with my boxing skills?

*Bad Guy beats the shit out of Fat Out Of Shape Karate Guy*

Fat Guy: Maybe I should learn a new self-defense, maybe one that works?

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Karate

What weak kids think they can use to beat others up.

George: Hey you're my bitch now!
Kid: You shouldn't talk to me that way, I take Karate!
George: Oh yeah, well I can still kick your ass!

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Karate

An Asian method of blows and kicks. Karate can be with two people playing. When a person defeats another it might win.

Karate is fun and Genesis plays it with Sarah.

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Karate

A sport for the mentally retarded and for the people out there who are pussies and want to tell their friends "I know karate" so they can run off back to thier mummies and cry

" I know karate, watch out"

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Karate

A martial arts style which is totally ineffective in MMA competitions like UFC and Pride. Every time a Karate dude gets in the ring, he is either knocked out or taps out. If you want to learn self defense, study grappling, wrestling, or kick boxing.

Karate is only good against opponents who are untrained. Even then, you still may get knocked out.......

Rick Davis got knocked out by Melvin Guillard at UFC 60. I should have saw that coming.....Rick Davis studied Kenpo Karate!

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Karat

Malaysian slang to describe one who behaves in an uncouth manner

Those boys whistling at girls are very karat.

karate

A martial art that developed in Okinawa in the 17th century. It primarily utilizes striking techniques, but grappling techniques are also existent. Literally, it means "empty hand".

Beware of the karate McDojos...

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